The Chess Players

I was just looking at artist and chess master Marcel Duchamp's famous painting, The Chess Players, and it made me realize how unsophisticated I really am…looks like it was painted by a 12-year old to me.

I’ve been fortunate to hang with some multimillionaires in my life. You know, the kind of people who think being comfortable means removing your tie and jacket. Me? I prefer blue jeans and t-shirts.

I don’t drink, but have tasted “fine wine.” Tasted like vinegar to me. I’ve been to restaurants where I couldn’t pronounce the dishes and there was no prices shown on the menu. The food was OK, but I prefer Carrabba’s Italian Grill or Applebee’s.

This is my idea of music: